February 14th, 2012 at 10:20PM
Having never met another Graham, I always suspected I was the only one in the universe and yet this picture suggests that not only is there another one out there somewhere, but he has unlocked the secret to immortality.  The simplest explanation for this is that a sample of my DNA was surreptitiously obtained and used to create an enhanced clone of me who has super strength (to break out of the tomb) and regenerative abilities (to come back from death).  One day he will likely track me down to destroy me as there can only be one of us, but I’ll be ready for him. Oh yes, I will be ready for him.

Having never met another Graham, I always suspected I was the only one in the universe and yet this picture suggests that not only is there another one out there somewhere, but he has unlocked the secret to immortality.  The simplest explanation for this is that a sample of my DNA was surreptitiously obtained and used to create an enhanced clone of me who has super strength (to break out of the tomb) and regenerative abilities (to come back from death).  One day he will likely track me down to destroy me as there can only be one of us, but I’ll be ready for him.

Oh yes, I will be ready for him.

(via ewewsashaew)

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